STATS! KELSO
FAV COLOR: ORANGE
FAV FOOD: GRAPES
FAV DRINK: GATORADE
FAV SEASON: WINTER
I am Kelso I coded this website very badly if something breaks that is because I do not know what I am doing. I like staying up late and reading books by the light of my squirrel shaped lamp. However, I am a morning person so there is a conflict of interest there. I am at least fifteen minutes early to everything but would rather be half-an-hour early. I like driving but do not wish to ever own a car. I think public transportation is one of the best places a person can be, second only to the library and awkward corners of buildings. I have a stark tan-line on my finger from the ring I made in shop class when I was fourteen. I do not like coffee unless it is full of syrups and chocolate and does not taste like coffee. I have strong feelings on most things but try to remember when it does not matter. I visit the local comic shop in every town I go to. Sometimes when I am in my bedroom for too long I get scared that if I look outside there will not be anything there. I like talking to strangers at the bus station but am never the one to start the conversation. I keep a strict routine and it makes me happy to know what to expect every day. My babysitter taught me how to pirate anime when I was eight years old. I used to hang out at my mom's library with her all day when I was a kid and shelve books. I love shelving library books. People think I am awkward and overly serious. I do not think this counts as an "About me". I need to lighten up and also maybe take a nap. I am a teetotaler mostly because I think the word is funny and chocolate milk is cheaper than alcohol. Despite pregnancy being my greatest fear, "My Girlfriend's Child" is one of my favorite manga. I bring a first-aid kit everywhere and also at least one set of dice. I have re-written my "About Me" over a dozen times.



HELLO welcome to my list of things i like. if you also like these things consider contacting me :]

COMICS! Robin vol 2, Devin Grayson's Nightwing vol 2, Batman: Under the Hood, Teen Titans: Titans of Tomorrow, Gotham City Sirens Vol 1, Red Robin, Batgirl Vol 1, We Are Robin, Batman and The Joker: The Deadly Duo, Red Hood: Lost Days, Robin I/II/III, Secret Six Vol 2/3/5, Batgirl Vol 6, Batman: Turning Points, The Boy Wonder, Absolute Wonder Woman, Arsenal, Catwoman Vol 1, Devin Grayson's Catwoman Vol 2, Robin War, Batman and Robin: Futures End, Batman+Arsenal, Batman: Europa, The Joker: Devil's Advocate, All-Star Batman: The Cursed Wheel

MOVIES! Stand By Me (1986), Saw (2004), Romeo + Juliet (1996), The Doom Generation (1995), Lisa Frankenstein (2024), Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse (2018), IT (2017), IT: Chapter Two (2019), The LEGO Batman Movie (2017), The Avengers (2012), Captain America: The First Avenger (2011), Oceans Eleven (2001), Legally Blonde (2001), Mulan (1998), Scream (1996), The Silence of The Lambs (1991), IT (1990)

BOOKS! Crush (Richard Siken), Hamlet (William Shakespeare), The Hunger Games (Suzanne Collins), Frankenstein (Mary Shelley)

TV! That 70s Show, I Am Not Okay With This, Supernatural

ANIME! Assassination Classroom, Black Lagoon, Buddy Daddies, Death Note, Do It Yourself!!, O Maidens In Your Savage Season, Ouran High School Host Club, Princess Jellyfish, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Vampire Knight

MANGA! Crossplay Love: Otaku X Punk, Library Wars: Love and War, My Girlfriend's Child, My Love Story With Yamada Kun at Lv999, Ouran High School Host Club, She Loves to Cook and She Loves to Eat, Uzumaki, Vampire Knight

GAMES! The World Ends With You (DS), We Know The Devil (PC), The Wolf Among Us (PS3), Catherine (PS3), Hypnospace Outlaw (PC), Pokemon (entire series), VA-11 Hall-A (Switch), Famicom Detective Club: The Missing Heir/The Girl Who Stands Behind (Switch), Paranormasight: The Seven Mysteries of Honjo (PC), Mario and Luigi: Bowsers Inside Story (DS), The Sims 4 (PC), Persona 5 Royal (Switch), Persona 4 Golden (PC), Animal Crossing: Wild World (DS), Corpse Party (PC), Mad Father (PC), Wadanohara and The Great Blue Sea (PC), Trauma Center: Under The Knife (DS), Identity V (Mobile), Kirby's Epic Yarn (Wii), Your Turn To Die (PC), PokePark 2: Wonders Beyond, BanG! Dream (Mobile), Project Sekai Colorful Stage (Mobile), New Super Luigi U (Wii U), Ace Attorney (entire series), LiEat (PC), Dangan Ronpa (entire series but especially 1)